Total Medals Earned: 4,987 (From 619 different games.) Total Medal Score: 87,560 Points
Medals Earned: 9/9 (500/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (215/215 points)
Bag one grocery
Have $10,000 on you at any given time
Get all of the collectable hats
Buy everything from your local market
Get to level 100
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Survive 10,000 feet of intense ballooning.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)
Activated Wade mode
Ban him at 500 + MPH
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 15/16 (450/500 points)
You restored 10000 health points.
You made 10000 Kills
You restored 1000Armor
You dodged 1000 attacks.
You restored 1000 health points.
You made 1000 Kills
You dodged 100 attacks
You restored 2500 Armor
You dodged 2500 attacks
You restored 2500 health points.
You made 50000 Kills
You restored over 5000 armor
You made 100000 Kills
You restored 10000 armor
You restored 25000 health points
You dodged 5000 attacks
Medals Earned: 10/12 (80/155 points)
Unlock the shotgun
Kill your first zombie!
Unlock the Bazooka
Unlock the grenade
Make a kill using an object in the environment
Destroy 5 explosive barrels
Take out 3 enemies at the same time
Make 15 headshots
Kill a bat
Kill 100 zombies
Complete every level
Get an A+ rating on every level
Medals Earned: 5/7 (140/215 points)
Please change it back!
Get all questions right on the quiz!
Click. Click. Click. Click. Click... x250
Keep the window open for 3600 seconds!
View all awards.
Collect 70 trophies in Manly-Chicken's mini game.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (90/90 points)
Find the camp.
Get a career.
Find the secret temple.
Find the rocket ship.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/115 points)
Collect more than 100 diamonds
Dash more than 100 times
Launch more than 20 rockets
Beat the game
Complete levels 3-10 and 12-15 without killing enemies
Finish the game without dying
Medals Earned: 12/17 (130/265 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Defeat the fearsome alien tyrant, Blob-O.
Experience the joy of feeding some alien wildlife.
Make Betty laugh with the funniest dinosaur joke in the history of the universe.
Hit the jackpot on the Astro Slots machine.
Have Mr. Dinosaur land on the moon.
Collect a souvenir I <3 Mr. Dinosaur t-shirt.
Cause some property damage inside the Space Vacations building.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Put your hands on every single thing in the game.
Look at every single thing in the game.
Finish the game in under 5 minutes.