Total Medals Earned: 4,987 (From 619 different games.) Total Medal Score: 87,560 Points
Medals Earned: 8/30 (40/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Welcome back!
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 8/8 (400/400 points)
Wipe the tears away from Mr. Toiletpaper
Buy a taco
Survive the incredible challenges of round 1
Buy a flaming hot taco.
Buy the last taco you will ever eat
Buy doner
Buy broccoli
Buy the last kebab
Medals Earned: 6/10 (200/500 points)
Complete first adventure level
Upgrade to level 3
Kill 500 enemies
Upgrade to level 6
Upgrade to level 10
Unlock and upgrade all skills to top levels
Kill 1000 enemies
Collecte 500 atomic capsule
Complete all adventure levels
Complete all levels
Medals Earned: 6/6 (300/300 points)
Smashed 50 cars in one life
Jumped 10 cars in midair in one life
Survived 5 minutes
Player unlocks the android outfit
Player unlocks the bimbo outfit
Played 10 times in one session
Medals Earned: 12/12 (305/305 points)
Drill $10000 in Oil
Earn 100 Research
Win 3 battles first try
Hack $1500 Wi-Fi
Max Level 5 Helis
All weapons used
Earn $1500 from gold
Fix 10 Ships in Battle
Tesla 20 Baddies
Max Level 5 Subs
Retrieve your golden propeller
Complete the game in under 35 days
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
Gain the Thunder God achievement!
Have 100 followers on the map.
Build 40 Large Temples in one level.
Medals Earned: 8/13 (125/450 points)
Finish the tutorial.
Enter a rift.
Find the incomplete area.
Finish the first level for each character.
Finish Mell's story.
Finish Fuzor's story.
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
Finish Naaij's story.
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/20 points)
Get yourself burnt medieval style
Complete the game
Get yourself burnt futuristic style
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Medals Earned: 11/11 (110/110 points)
Fly to the cosmic garbage
Fly to the balloon
Fly to the UFO
49 Day Ago
Fly to the Moon
Hit 5 crows
Hit 5 balloons
Hit 5 satellites
Use 5 accelerators during one flight
Collect 5 jerrycans during one flight
Fly to the helicopter
