Total Medals Earned: 4,815 (From 601 different games.) Total Medal Score: 84,220 Points
Medals Earned: 8/10 (120/245 points)
Paychecks are harder to earn than medals
To eternity!
Glad it ain't mine
But money matters even more
Still starving
I'm sorry, really
I'm a lefty
Ancient China has emperors instead
That's carcinogenic
I thought it'd be funny from the name
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/40 points)
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/355 points)
Checking out the game.
Reaching section 10.
Playing the game for 30 minutes.
Playing the game for 20 minutes.
Reaching section 15.
Playing the game for 10 minutes.
Completing all levels or finishing the game.
Medals Earned: 5/9 (135/185 points)
Shoot Bieber 100x times
Smack 1000 fans
Touchdown 10x
Do 3x Perfect Shot
Finish Bieber
Get 15x Unicorn Attack
100x Allmighty fist strikes
Throw 200 bottles at Bieber
Buy All Upgrades
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/15 points)
Don't click on the cliff so early!!
Reset the menu 10 times... WOW.
Medals Earned: 11/15 (190/370 points)
Kill the plumber 10 times
Check out Dojo.com
Like Kill the Plumber's page
Get stomped on level 1.
Touch and kill the plumber on level 4
Beat level 12 under 5 seconds
Beat level 24
Beat level 36
Beat level 10 without jumping
Kill the plumber before timer runs out on level 23
Get at least 108 stars
Kill the plumber 100 times.
Beat all Lost Levels
Get all 144 stars
Medals Earned: 3/9 (85/460 points)
Ask the computer 20+ questions
Poke the piranha 50+ times
Complete the game
Complete using less than 500 clicks
Destroy all 5 cameras
Find all 6 notes and the secret notes!
Complete game in under 6 minutes
Complete using less than 200 clicks
Score 1,000,000+
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
You captured the assassin! Great work!
Medals Earned: 8/17 (45/435 points)
Gained the first time kiss. How does it feel kissing for the first time?
Canceled kissing 5 times before first kiss.
First time kiss with a wall. Does it feel strange?
Checked the More Games.
Reached 2 kisses. A first kiss wasn't enough, was it?
Checked the Credit.
Reached 4 kisses. It's getting warm.
Reached 8 kisses. It's getting warmer.
Changed a color.
Kissed the wall 16 times. It hurts.
Reached 16 kisses. It's getting hot.
Set all colors to pure black(R=0, G=0, B=0).
Kissed the wall 32 times. It hurts but somehow it gets exciting.
Reached 32 kisses. It's getting too hot!
Kissed the wall 64 times. Well, that is strange...
First kiss with all color sets to pure black(R=0, G=0, B=0).
Reached 64 kisses. It's getting lovely.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/115 points)
Understand the mechanics
Eating turkey
able to walk on different gravity
chicken Made it through the fire
Use dog as your best friend
