Total Medals Earned: 4,794 (From 599 different games.) Total Medal Score: 83,930 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Medals Earned: 8/8 (135/135 points)
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 3/12 (20/295 points)
Medals Earned: 5/8 (210/415 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Medals Earned: 14/14 (220/220 points)
Medals Earned: 24/24 (500/500 points)
Medals Earned: 6/7 (55/105 points)
Medals Earned: 8/10 (120/245 points)
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Your tearing me apart Lisa!
What? No Steve?
There fo yo feet silly!
Play the game Satan sayz "It looks so real!"
Real men play with dolls. Don't they?
Oh SNAP!
Yum Yum!
Be here on Dec 25
Blow up the kitchen
Complete the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
kill the first enemy!
That's the way things work!
mastered the first floor!
found a gun!
maximum level experience!
touch enemy or spike... not sooo clever!
kill the Evil End Boss!
Muscle your way to the end with Reemus.
Follow Liam's logic to a watery escape.
Help Reemus relieve some roach tension.
10 successful jumps
First successful jump
Commit 10 Fouls
Jump and fall before the sand
50 successful jumps
Achieve running speed of 10 m/s
Jump over 6 meters
Jump over 8 meters
Collect 50 stars from jumps
Make 10 Jumps at almost perfect angle
Jump 10 times from just before foul line
Make 10 jumps with almost filled speed bar
Break the World Record
Make 10 Perfect Jumps (three stars in one jump)
Level 1 completed
Level 2 completed
Level 3 completed
Level 4 completed
Level 5 completed
Level 10 completed
Level 11 completed
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Level 13 completed
Level 14 completed
Level 15 completed
Level 6 completed
Level 7 completed
Level 8 completed
Level 9 completed
Level 16 completed
Level 17 completed
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Level 19 completed
Level 20 completed
Level 21 completed
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Level 23 completed
Level 24 completed
Start The Game!
Die.
Submit A Score To The Leaderboard!
Replay The Game
Survive Until All 4 Squares Rotate
Accumulate 2000 Total Points
Accumulate 4000 Points
Paychecks are harder to earn than medals
To eternity!
Glad it ain't mine
But money matters even more
Still starving
I'm sorry, really
I'm a lefty
Ancient China has emperors instead
That's carcinogenic
I thought it'd be funny from the name
