Total Medals Earned: 4,789 (From 598 different games.) Total Medal Score: 83,895 Points
Medals Earned: 9/20 (80/500 points)
Beat The Black And White Level 1
Beat BAW Level 2
Beat BAW Level 3
Beat BAW Level 4
Beat BAW Level 5
Get to the Colored Levels
Beat Red Level 1
View The Credits
View the HowTo
Beat Blue Level 1
Beat Green Level 1
Beat Indigo Level 1
Beat Orange Level 1
Beat Violet Level 1
Beat The Rainbow Level
Beat Yellow Level 1
Have the screen be unbearably flashy while playing
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/20 (55/500 points)
Level 3 cleared
Level 2 cleared
Level 5 cleared
Level 4 cleared
Level 1 cleared
Level 7 cleared
Level 8 cleared
Level 6 cleared
Level 10 cleared
Level 9 cleared
Level 15 cleared
Level 14 cleared
Level 11 cleared
Level 13 cleared
Level 12 cleared
Level 16 cleared
Level 17 cleared
Level 18 cleared
Level 19 cleared
All levels cleared
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/185 points)
Have 50 or more bullets at any given time.
Die 50 times
Beat the helicopter boss.
Kill 100 enemies.
Beat the game with 5 or less deaths.
Beat the game.
Beat the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 13/18 (220/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Checked out the art gallery.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/70 points)
Repair the clock
Repair the robot
Okay it's disarmed, but I can't just leave it BROKEN
Medals Earned: 2/10 (30/455 points)
Beat the first wave
Beat the first Boss
Beat the second Boss
Beat the third boss
Purchase the Dual Uzis in the store.
Beat the fourth boss
Beat the fifth boss
Purchase the Dual Magnum gun in the store
Beat the sixth and final boss
Buy the Dual Miniguns in the store
Medals Earned: 4/4 (50/50 points)
Completed the first level
Complete 10 levels
Complete 5 levels
Complete all levels
Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/155 points)
It is given when you got your first $1000.
You need 100 kills to gain this.
It is given for completing tutorial
Buy all xUSSR weapons.
It is given when you get a bolter.
Nice to see you again!
50 repairs were made.
You have used tons of ammo.
You need 500 kills to gain this.
Now you are a skilled traveler. Complete 15 levels.
You have killed 150 wolves.
You have killed 20 riders.
Complete 6th level with accuracy more than 75%
Complete game.
Medals Earned: 7/9 (215/325 points)