Total Medals Earned: 4,815 (From 601 different games.) Total Medal Score: 84,220 Points
Medals Earned: 15/15 (500/500 points)
Win the pun
Dark Side
Win the Pun
Medals Earned: 5/6 (115/140 points)
Defeat the Drunk Father
Defeat the Neighborhood Owner
Defeat the Best Fighter
Defeat the Trashcan Lover
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Find the place to take a rest
Medals Earned: 9/20 (80/500 points)
Beat The Black And White Level 1
Beat BAW Level 2
Beat BAW Level 3
Beat BAW Level 4
Beat BAW Level 5
Get to the Colored Levels
Beat Red Level 1
View The Credits
View the HowTo
Beat Blue Level 1
Beat Green Level 1
Beat Indigo Level 1
Beat Orange Level 1
Beat Violet Level 1
Beat The Rainbow Level
Beat Yellow Level 1
Have the screen be unbearably flashy while playing
Medals Earned: 8/20 (55/500 points)
Level 3 cleared
Level 2 cleared
Level 5 cleared
Level 4 cleared
Level 1 cleared
Level 7 cleared
Level 8 cleared
Level 6 cleared
Level 10 cleared
Level 9 cleared
Level 15 cleared
Level 14 cleared
Level 11 cleared
Level 13 cleared
Level 12 cleared
Level 16 cleared
Level 17 cleared
Level 18 cleared
Level 19 cleared
All levels cleared
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/185 points)
Have 50 or more bullets at any given time.
Die 50 times
Beat the helicopter boss.
Kill 100 enemies.
Beat the game with 5 or less deaths.
Beat the game.
Beat the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 13/18 (220/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Checked out the art gallery.
Medals Earned: 15/40 (85/495 points)
Shoot two in a row.
Shoot three in a row.
Get some more rupees.
Play the EASY challenge mode.
Get 50 rupees!
Get 100 rupees.
Collect a Heart.
Play the HARD challenge mode.
WOW! That is pretty rude.
Shop smart, shop S-MART!
Hit your target!
Play the TIME TRIAL mode.
Travel back home for a while.
Shoot four in a row!
Don't miss with all five arrows!
Get 200 rupees!
How are you doing that link?
Follow DeathInk from the loading screen.
Get 400 rupees!
Welcome back... have an apple!
Reach level 20 in the TIME TRIAL mode.
Get 600 rupees!
Reach level 20 in the EASY challeng mode.
Collect all hearts!
Ba Da Da Dum!
Reach level 20 in the HARD challeng mode.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/70 points)
Repair the clock
Repair the robot
Okay it's disarmed, but I can't just leave it BROKEN
Medals Earned: 2/10 (30/455 points)
Beat the first wave
Beat the first Boss
Beat the second Boss
Beat the third boss
Purchase the Dual Uzis in the store.
Beat the fourth boss
Beat the fifth boss
Purchase the Dual Magnum gun in the store
Beat the sixth and final boss
Buy the Dual Miniguns in the store